Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Dear Senior Class 2020

I can't say I fully know what you might be feeling right now, but I get it.  We all do.  For some reason we look back on our Senior Year as one of the the best times of our lives.  It's like that "party" year, that we most recall. So Sentimental.

I know you will be missing out on a lot of experiences.  Experiences you have heard many times from the classes that came before you.  I know, it sucks.  However....

There are many opportunities you will have that those of us that finished our Senior Year never got the luxury of experiencing.  Let's stay positive.

1.  You will never have to eat school lunch again.
2.  You can plan Senior Skip day like a boss.
3.  The odds of your bf/gf cheating on you dropped exponentially.
4.  You won't have to gaze out the window at the sunshine.
5.  All those pesky assignments.
6.  No awkward Monday mornings.
7.  Never have to face that teacher you hate again!
8.  No ridiculous fundraising!
9.  You don't have to pretend to like anyone!
10.  Your bully no longer has access to you
11.  No more gym showers
12.  THE FUCKING STRESS
13, You can go to the bathroom whenever you want
14.  You don't have to get up early
15.  Think of the money you saved, as did your parents
16.  umm, awkward boners
17.  NO deadlines...(or substantially less)
18.  You get to start your life early!
19.  NO pre graduation hangover. (oh wait...nevermind)
20.  NO ONE WILL EVER FORGET YOUR CLASS!

So my darlings, let's look a the positive side of things. 

Our hearts really go out to you, and good luck!

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